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Bhai log I swear one time a teacher started asking questions in class and I literally knew the answers to almost all of them, but he didn't pick me

Then he asked the ONE question whose answer I actually didn’t know, and somehow even at that moment I raised my hand confidently like “yeah I got this” but i acted too excited and confident ( tumhara bhai fully confident that ki iss baar to nhi uthayega mujhe )...

And mind you, my crush was sitting in the row right next to me

The teacher finally picked me. I stood up and literally said nothing. We had awkward eye contact for like 1-2 whole minutes while I acted like I was thinking of the answer

Then the teacher goes, “ bataoge, answer false ceiling pe likha hai kya ?”
And I just said, “sir mujhe nahi aata ” 💀 and the whole class started laughing 🤧

he asked "Then why did you raise your hand?”
I started stammering and then just went completely silent.

Then he said, “khade rhoge ab tum pura period.” and i saw my crush from side-eye look gawd she was frustated at me or smthn, i just accepted my fate 😭😔🤚

The whole class started laughing brooo. Genuinely one of the most embarrassing moments of my life....

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to fir tumhara bhai nikal pada cycle leke and then like while seeing the map after cycling for half an hour i reached to the house rang the bell with no second thought, without checking the house structure and all......pehli baar mein koi nhi aaya tha i called shourya from my mom's phone which i carried secretly ( garib aadmi ) and he answered i asked him " bell baja rha hu teko sunayi nhi de rha ? itni dhoop mein khada hoon " he replied " bhai koi bell nhi sunayi de rhi meko " and i was like okay maybe this is the wrong house and just as i was thinking this a girl came out on the balcony of that house....

now, who was that girl ? idk but she was drop dead gorgeous she asked " kya chahiye ? " and i replied " kuch nhi wo apko pata hai shourya ka ghar kahan hai " ( as it was a colony so maybe they knew each other ) and she said " kya ? " i was like ok so it was evening so i thought not to yell and repeat the sentence as the balcony was high up and it was pure silence in the whole colony so if i raised my voice and repeated the question they might get me wrong so i just let it go and said " kuch nhi " then she went back to her room and then i called shourya again i asked him " bro guide me i think i got the wrong house " he said " ruk aarha hu , tell me ur surroundings " as i started telling him the girl who came out of the balcony came at the main entrace of the house and she opened the gate and said " ab btao kya hua ? " I looked at her, controlled my breathing and said " do u know shourya ?" she stood there silently watching me and asked " are u by any chance (Y)? " (real naam nhi batauga apna hehe )

i said "yess" and u are ? she replied " Riya " ( ji haan mitro ye class 6th wali crush thi meri ), now my mathematical brain started calculating the shit out of the coincidence and yeah i started thinking that typical thought that " kismat mein likha hoga to milega " ( this statement is absolute a** btw ) and yeah without a delay i asked for her whatsapp directly and dawg idk why she gave it to me without any hesitation now i was on the 7th sky that day and i talked to her for few minutes ( that shourya mf still didn't call me ) as riya had to go to coaching she said " okay, i'll text you , btw it was nice to see you after so long " and i was like heellll yeahhhh......

aage ki story main ek question se hi bata deta hoon :-

if a girl is reading this then tell me " agar at the end friendzone hi krna hai to itna over friendly baatein kyu krti ho ?? why do u guys send ur photos to ur male frnd and ask kaisi lag rhi hoon , tumhe wo male frnd hi mila hai kya ? kisi female frnd se hi puch lo , do u guys do it deliberately ?? "

" is attention the only thing that u guyzz crave for ? " ( seriously mat lena but still reply )

has anyone received amet maersk mail regarding the interview i gave the written of amet maersk on 30th july

Alright, here’s your story cleanly translated into English while keeping the vibe and humor:

So yeah, as I was saying — this happened in the 8th period, and then in the 9th period my friend came back. I don’t know what got into his head, but he started teasing me about my capabilities like, “You can’t even pull a girl, I’m better than you in every way.”

And keep in mind, I was the topper at that time (so at least I had something going for me 😭).

Then he said, “Let’s race to the bus. Whoever wins, the loser has to bow down and say that 3 Idiots dialogue — you know, the one Chatur says at the end: ‘Tohfa qubool karo’.”

He was clearly trying to lure me into the race, and I was like, “Fine, let’s do it.”

Now remember — he was really good at sports.

So the class ended, we packed our bags, and got ready. We stood at the door, and I said, “Ready, set, go!”

I ran with everything I had. I reached the school exit gate, looked back — he was about 8–10 meters behind me. I pushed even harder, ran with full power, got into the bus, and sat in the first seat.

I started shouting, “Woooohoooo! You lost!”

My heart was pounding like crazy — I could literally feel it exploding. Everything around me was going black and blurry.

Then I noticed he came into the bus and sat behind me. I told him, “Come sit in the front, why are you sitting back there?”

He just chuckled and pointed beside me.

And that’s when it hit me — FUUUUUUUCCCCKKKK.

Who was sitting next to me?

Yeah… you’re right. It was her.

She said “Hi,” smiled at me, and offered me her water bottle because I was clearly about to collapse. I took it, drank some water, and calmed down.

And then — for the first time — we had a legendary conversation. I actually made her laugh the entire bus ride to her stop (yeah, your boy’s got talent 😌).

Then she asked me, “Do you have the capacity to tolerate me? You don’t really know me yet.”

And I said, “I’ll try.”

And that’s how we entered the talking stage… but I’ll save that part for another time.

While I was talking to her, I looked back at my friend — he winked at me with a smirk.

That’s when I realized — THIS GUY KNEW.

He maintained the transport register, so he already knew she’d be taking the bus that day because her parents were busy. That’s why he provoked me into the race.

And he deliberately lost so I’d get on the bus first and sit next to her.

Later I confirmed it with him, and he said,
“Of course I lost on purpose. You really thought you could beat me? Have you seen your face?” 😭😭

GUYZ I TRANSLATED IT THROUGH CHATGPT CUZ HINGLISH WASN'T ALLOWED , HEHE

so guys there is this frnd of mine let's call him (H) u know that one attractive guy who is attractive asf but he doesn't give a fuck and chooses to be single anyways so yeah he was my first bestfriend and I remember in class 10th everybody was assigned their respective duties like board monitor, prefect, and attendance register managing guy, and transport register managing guy ( who updates mode of transportation of classmates and all that ..)

so i had a crush on this girl let's call her A by crush i mean major crush mtlb dekh k saasein ruk jaayein aisa wala cush thik hai but the only downside to this was she went home with her parents because of that i was hesitant to talk to her

so one day me and my homie (H) were playing pen fight and then suddenly the teacher asked him to maintain the transport register as the one who maintained the register was absent that day , so he went to the staff room and i was just sitting their u know just making edits of myself in my mind and all that shi ( boys can relate ) so just when i came to my senses i thought of looking for (A) turns out she was looking at me but as soon as i looked at here she immediately lifted her head upwards and looked at the fan above me .......( tumhare bhai ki to nikal padi thi )

but then again, i couldn't talk to her as she was gonna go home with her parents , i knew that and was in a doubt that maybe she'll tell her parents so i did nothing it hppnd on 8th period and we had total of 10 periods

should i tell more of it ? i am asking cuz it'll be huge if i wrote more

tell me if u wanna hear part-2

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Guys, I’ve discovered today that even being single has levels. First, there are just “single” people… then come the “dangerously single” ones… and then there’s my category — the ones who’ve fully accepted their fate.

So last night, I was talking to my friend — the kind of guy who’s unfairly handsome. He was going on about his female friends and all the stories that come with them. Then he hits me with this:
“Bro, just imagine — suppose you have a female friend. She barely knows you, but she randomly calls and asks, ‘Hey, wanna go out with me?’”

And bro… my system just crashed. Like, completely. I couldn’t even process it. My brain was like: “ERROR:404”
Me? A female friend? Calling me? Voluntarily? Nah, that concept isn’t even installed in my software.

The funniest part? I could easily imagine myself chilling on the surface of the sun… or casually hanging out near a black hole. That felt more realistic than that scenario 💀

L to lag chuke hain guys ( achha hua that i didn't tell my frnd that i wasn't even able to process what he told me to imagine , main chutiyo ki tarah " relatable " bolke has rha tha )

Bro, once a girl I had a crush on was sitting in the middle row, second seat, and I was sitting in the next row on the seventh seat. I decided that today I would finally talk to her. So I slid my pen on the floor, and it stopped right beside her seat. I thought I’d ask her for my pen.

After gathering courage for a while, I went next to her seat… picked up the pen myself without saying anything to her, came back, and started doing my homework 😭

I applied for it on 22nd April also i have a question regarding it and is the exam conducted on home and proctored or we are allotted a centre or smthn ?