Just lost an Old White because my friends were arguing in voice chat...
Hey guys, just a quick vent.
I’m a completely broken Albion player, so I have this stupid little habit of hunting mammoths hoping for a calf drop. I know the odds are basically nonexistent, but... it’s my version of playing the lottery, you know?
Once or twice a week, I grab a cheap T4 set, one food, go into a T8 map, and just run circles around it looking for mammoths. When the food runs out, I go home. Rinse and repeat.
So today... I found an Old White.
0 players in the map.
I instantly pinged all my friends and they rushed in.
Just not fast enough.
Another party showed up, we fought, lost the fight, and I lost my build. I managed to regear and get back there in under two minutes. When I arrived, the other party was already fighting the boss.
At that point, we still had a chance.
But then my friends — who are all rich and have 20 spare sets sitting in the HO — started arguing in voice chat instead of regrouping.
We lost the Old White.
And I lost another 3M in rebuilds.
Final profit:
-303M 😍
Best part?
I was just peacefully listening to jazz before all this happened.
“How lucky can one guy be...?”
In Brazil we have a saying:
“Lucky in games, unlucky in love.”
I’m living proof you can fail at both.
To the party that killed us: GG 🫡