There’s a Taylor Swift drag show in town. I didn’t know about it until I googled her name (was looking for her website, which I guess has a countdown? Haven’t made it that far; something-something there’s a snake in my boot, thanks Reddit).
It costs a little over a hundred dollars. This is fine; I live relatively hand-to-mouth by choice, but it’s honestly nearly wiping me out of funds. I mean. I can afford it. I should be doing this, right? Only 7% of the tickets are still available, according to the website.
Ah, man. I just bought a ticket to go see Weird Al.
But this might be the closest thing I ever *get* to seeing Taylor in person! I can trade friendship bracelets. I can see wonderful costumes. I’m sure the lip-synching will be on par with my own (exquisite).
Please help.
I mean, I’m probably typing this out to mostly convince myself. I gotta go through with it, though. Bold enough to post? Bold enough to buy.
^(what am I doing with my life)
#nice things
^(this is how we can have them)