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"I was up late trying to figure out how my 11 year old' elementary team can backdoor into the playoffs when we're 6 points back with two games to go. See, every team ahead of us played one more game, so we just need to sweep the double this weekend in low scoring games, hope some teams tie or lose and we can manage a logjam for the last spot where we will have a head to head advantage over two teams and if it goes further our low goals against total shou--'

*Boss backs away slowly*