I get it. Mistakes happen. I thought these exact words to myself as the old lady in the minivan blocked half the intersection and you pulled up behind her in your white truck to block the rest of it. "It's fine" I said "He probably thought she was gonna pull up more" I thought, giving you the benefit of the doubt.
So imagine my shock when the old lady notices that I'm going straight across and pulls forward a little to give me some room and AS I CROSS you decide to pull forward more, intentionally blocking the intersection and basically slow rolling into the side of my car. Then, on top of that, when I shoot you the look of "Hello do you see that there's a car perpendicular in front of you that you are moving towards?" You have the gall to yell out "Calm down!" at the dude you're about to hit.
Genuinely, I mean this as politely as possible, you are not cut out to live in society. You need to be chained to a radiator and kept separate from the intelligent population until we can ascertain just what the hell is going on in that head.
Sincerely, the car you came inches away from hitting.