Why Rhamp?
Good evening distinguished ladybirds, gentlerhamps and curious onlookers. I come to you to spread the good word of the Rhamphorhynchus in these dark days, clouded by swarms of stink flies.
Wandering the lands full of mega mix packs is lonely and dangerous. You feel left out, but don't want to be like them. You don't know where to turn. You think there is no possible way to combat this.
WELL DO WE HAVE NEWS FOR YOU!
A law abiding megarhampflock could be for you!
KEY FEATURES:
>Go everywhere! - Nothing is off limits. Land, sea and air are ours to rule!
>Learn the jukes! - Juking Hatz! Juking Thal! Juking while de-latching! Losing your LF and 'juking' people in to biting/killing their friends! ALL THE JUKES!
>The Song Of Our People - Scream Sing with us! Over and over again. Never stop. Or else. For if you scream, they will come.
>Lyrics: RHA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-A-aa
((WOW so easy to learn!))
>We, not thee - The horde works as one. We are one. May the horde never die. J-j͕̔-҉͈ Jͩoͫ҉i̛͢n̴̔ now.
>Spreading plague LOVE! - Our love hugs combined shall radiate outward for endless meters, effecting all around and improving the quality of the server!
With these features and many more, there are more reasons than ever to take to the skies and join your comrades in making the change you want to see!
"But Rhampage, how do I join??" - When it is time, the calls will come, young one.
Keep eyes on the sky, may the hordes never die.