u/-Bigger-Pussy-

He's an incel, but i'm far more cynical, bitter and hateful than he is. He gets no pussy because all he does is work in his stupid IT company (that he hates) and play videogames at home.

I tell him that it's not over and his best chances are to either get back into college or become an active member of a church, but there's no bigger deaf than one who doesn't want to hear.

It had a mischevous smile so it was 100% a doppelganger with bright blue eyes, without pupils.

She generated it from pure thought, making it a real tulpa

This is jacob geller, exhalted by redditors and youtube commenters as the most insightful and poignant video essay-ist. As every other thing reddit adores, most of his analyses regard video games and how "uuuuum actually this kids video game has very adult themes and you're not a manchild for only consuming kids' media"

All of his videos are so fucking annoying, i put them on a couple of times as background while working on some excel bullshit and now i sometimes hatewatch his stuff. One of his shticks that i hate the most is when he says "and then this happens [thing happens] *vhs noise click* (deep pause, breathe in) i... i think about this moment a lot". Sounds good until you realise he does this when mario pops out of a green pipe or crash bandicoot met spyro. He loves to make mountains of molehills whilst glossing over anything actually worth talking about with his stupid high nasal voice.

But my biggest problem (and it's a me problem, it's me being a dick), my biggest problem with this animal is the way he looks. He is repugnant and i don't want to look at him. He was a faceless creator but now he puts his grotesque face in front of you all the time. His drawn on beard pisses me off, his sinister eyes piss me off and most importantly his stupidly fat rotund fake blown up disgusting lips enrage me. He puffs them up on purpose to bait in comments from me so he can get my accounts banned: i know it!

His lips are awful looking, they are so inflated by god knows what they look like the could burst and spew out disgusting liquids. Reminds me of those long balloons clowns bend to make animals for children. And instead of rightfully hiding them as he should, he puts them at the center of the frame. What an offensive looking creature, rare specimen of lab generated sub-5. Incarnation of reddit and faux-intellighenzia. I could go on about his lips for an entire post.

Sure we break some balls, but this guy actually pisses me off to think about. I should put this behind me and stop hatewatching, but his videos are really good ragebait and i like the sting

i laughed and told her i'm not gonna be bald