r/cavestory

I think all of these tiers are self explanatory.

YresiM: bank has anti magic shields or smth.... Idk whatever it is that prevents her from just robbing the bank via spells is up to your interpretation.

Colons: this time I'm grabbing every single one of em in the curly fight and putting them in a single group, so it would depend on how much money each of em would get.

Tree guy: idk where to put him

Quote: quote would ABSOLUTELY rob a bank if him or any of his allies desperately needed money (though he would probably only rob a bank as a last resort)

Doctor: dude he enslaves mimigas and wants to take over the world I don't think he's gonna stop at bank heists

Hermit gunsmith: he has the firepower, but unfortunately he has a good heart (he gave quote his gun back after deciding to finish and finalize its design)

Chaba: dude they probably feel the pain that the bank tellers go through every time someone robs the bank, since they probably know how it feels with the fact that they run a shop in one of the more hostile areas of the labyrinth.

Jenka: I actually regret putting her in the "only if she's dangerously broke" tier, she's easily a "would never rob a bank" tier. Oh my goodness, WHY DID I DO THAT?

Arthur: he ain't robbing ANYTHING with his current condition.

Prof booster: same thing as quote (I'm talking about good ending booster btw)

(That's where I would like to end this explanation. Is it perfect? NO. Absolutely not, but I had a bit of fun making it. Also GIVE ME YOUR TIER LIST IDEAS-)

oh yeah, there's also a second bonus (semi) unrelated gif, idk why I decided to put it there but I wanted to.

I didn't really have any decal ideas for the side.

got the wiiware version working on my old CRT i had laying around. the charming pixel art kinda gets rounded out and it makes the character portraits in particular stand out a lot more. i was used to the 3ds version so it is a cool way to replay :) would recommend

My inspiration

Made miis of Misery and Balrog on my island and they fell in love with each other ☺️💕

it's primarily bugfixes - player character skin reverting to quote when using the teleporter, some achievement and camera weirdness etc - but most excitingly, the holidays achievement now (finally) has an icon!!

(to head off any comments: still no news on a public release, release to other platforms/storefronts, or workshop support)

>!Ive always loved Cave Story since i discovered it back in 2018 thru some emulator for mobile, then got it on pc when i got one..I never managed to beat the bloodstained sanctuary, let alone ballos..It was always very disappointing and infuriating so i just dropped the game..But i finally did it!!! The true ending!!! i feel like a kid right now. Definitely my greatest achievement in LIFE. Also it was kind of a pain since i had the machine gun and not the spur, but the blade saved my life!<

Fun fact: I was going to build king's CS+ sprite but I accidentally started building a lil too close to the toroko build, and besides I was starting to get a lil tired and making a lot of mistakes. Which led to me doing the freeware king sprite instead.

Let's get this out of the way. What they would cook is up to you.

Also uhhh you can thank u/braine_096 (I am so sorry if I spelt that wrong) for the list.

Nothing would compare tier: I hope I don't need to explain this.

Would cook a masterpiece: Another self explanatory tier.

Wouldn't count on them tier: They're either bad cooks or they would mess something up.

Health safety violation: They mess up so badly, the food would likely end up giving you a disease or something.

Cooking straight up POISON: Same as health safety violation tier, but they would mess it all up on purpose.

Would just order a pizza tier: Simple, everyone here is either too small (can't cook), or just simply lazy.

Ok enough with the tiers let's get into characters. (WARNING: DECISIONS THAT ARE PROBABLY STUPID AHEAD)

King: I can see him grilling a MEAN steak for some reason.

Quote and curly: they're robots, they probably have cooking instructions programmed in. And besides they could almost PERFECTLY follow instructions since robot reflexes are faster than humans reflexes (according to Sci Fi settings at least)

Kazuma: LAZY.

Sue: let's be honest, even if she COULD cook, she would likely just order pizza.

Sandaime: he could be a good one, but I feel like he'd occasionally end up zoning out for too long and burning the food a tiny bit.

Gunsmith: if he can make a gun like the spur, I can somewhat see him being a somewhat decent cook.

Mississippi: she probably doesn't have a lot of experience, and her lightning spells would probably burn the food instantly.

Mahin: his fucking fatass would eat the food IMMEDIATELY after taking it out, regardless if it needs to cool off or not. He doesn't care if the food is yours, he's gonna eat it.

Itoh: he'd somehow end up being INSIDE of the oven through some cartoon shenanigans

Chaba (the gaudi on this list): he's a giant roach bug. Enough is said here.

Balrog: I don't know a lot about food safety rn but I'm sure you're not supposed to have soap in your food, and guess what balrog is meant to be....

Momorin: she's Sue's mom. Of course her parent is gonna want to give her and any guests that happen to show up some good food.

Jenka: she's old, and probably has a LOT more experience, since she doesn't live in a giant bubble and doesn't have to serve the crown bearer unlike her daughter.

Prof. Booster: I can see him messing up stuff, like forgetting the occasional instruction and being a little slow getting the food out when it's done.

Malco: either he gets the food out or he turns the oven into a giant bomb, no in between.

The dog: ok this one's a joke placement

Arthur: just be ready to wait a LOOOONNNNNGGGG time if you want to see what their cooking tastes like.

Zett (that mimiga with a cane): same thing as Prof booster but a lot slower.

The frog nurses: I'm being honest, I had no idea where to put em.

Cthulhu: dude probably knew the food recipe before it even existed.

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